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      CommentAuthorflight0001
    • CommentTimeApr 26th 2006
     
    Jack Bauer (Kiefer Sutherland), from TVs “24,�? is a complete and total badass. He has liberty to do anything he wishes. With the backing of the President of the United States, complete authority to get the job done no matter what obstacles, the training and the capability to put the hurt on, he is a God-like figure. A killing machine. Jack Bauer believes that "the ends justify the means.�? Morally wrong actions are sometimes necessary to achieve morally right outcomes. I have no problem with that.

    Jack Bauer has unbreakable concentration, impressive improvisational thinking under times of extreme pressure and can get out of very difficult situations.

    If Jack Bauer gives you an order, you better follow it.
    Jack Bauer mourns not for coldly killing.
    Jack Bauer will cut your head off if he can use it tactically.
    Jack Bauer is Guinness.
    Jack Bauer can walk on water.
    Jack Bauer can function normally after being tortured by a soldering iron.
    Sleep deprivation does not affect Jack Bauer.
    Jack Bauer is a warp drive conduit.
    Jack Bauer can assimilate the Borg.
    Jack Bauer can deflect a lightsaber strike with his bare hands.
    Jack Bauer can breathe in outer space.
    Jack Bauer extracts his bodily nutrients from the air.
    Jack Bauer is a master of interrogation.
    Jack Bauer can stop his heart at will.
    Fear fears Jack Bauer.
    Jack Bauer is a tragic hero.

    This list can go on and on. Please add your contributions.

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    • CommentAuthorjjafuller
    • CommentTimeApr 26th 2006
     
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    Here is a link that should be right up your alley. I think its the top one hundred at the moment.

    http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty
    • CommentAuthorJBT
    • CommentTimeJun 11th 2006
     
    I love that website so much! If you like 24, you'll love the hilarious jokes there.

    "If Jack Bauer was in a room with Stalin, Hitler and Nina Myers, and had a gun with two bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice."